If you were ever an over-imaginative, sensitive, sea-loving child, you probably had one of those awesome and adorable paintings of a child playing with a dolphin under a rainbow stringed along into your room. And if you ever went to the seas, you probably even played with them. Oh! How adorable they are, with their cute whistles and love for playing! However, you only find them cute because you probably aren’t aware of the low and dirty secrets a dolphin holds. Read on to know more about each of them, and good luck liking dolphins after you read this article:

#11. Dolphins Rape The Females Of Their Species.

dolphin-bottlenose-aggressiveFlabbergasted, eh? Those cute little baby dolphins are probably the last thing you would imagine to grow up into giant, horny rapists. But the hard truth is, they do. Bottlenose dolphins are known to gang up on a female of their species, alienate her, then, violently mate with her for several weeks. Guess what? They have even got all the horrible rapist special effects. They make scaring noises, movements and inflict smacks upon her to keep her in line, and follow her down if she tries to run away! Poor little girl dolphin. Doesn’t she deserve a right to her body too?

#10. Horny Dolphins Don’t Mind Groping Humans.

Dolphins-on-humansIf that isn’t enough to give you the nightmares, here is another besmirching fact about dolphins: when retired actress Demi Moore was out visiting Las Vegas with her ex-husband, boyfriend and children, she visited the Siegried and Roy’s Secret Garden and Dolphin Habitat. There, apparently, a male dolphin took a serious liking to her, and even made sexual advances!

“Dolphins are very sexually aggressive, and one went after Demi in a big way”, says an onlooker. This isn’t the only one, take a look at this gross video of a scuba diver being sexually attacked by a dolphin:

#9. Dolphins Have Really Prehensile Penises.

Not only are dolphins psychologically overtly sexual, even their biology is crafted in a way to assist them. Prehensility refers to the feature of a body organ of being adept at grabbing or holding. Severely sexually aggressive creatures, therefore, have prehensile anuses that help grab on to the sexual organs of their partner and mate forcefully. Here is what Eric Lemonds says on

“A dolphin’s penis, when erect, is shaped vaguely like a hook, so when males copulate with females, the chance of them being accidentally separated is eliminated. Think of the penis as a key, and the female’s vagina is a lock. It’s meant for securing, not necessarily grabbing.”

Also, here is a really shocking video of a dolphin using a decapitated fish to masturbate. What is even gross is the idea that the reason humans find it so disgusting is really because dolphins, not unlike humans, use sexuality for pleasure: