The Cops of AskReddit revealed tips that will undoubtedly work every time at freeing you from that unwanted ticket. We think.

#10. Keep your eyes to yourself.

5“Don’t stare at the officer in your side view or rear view. We notice this every time, it looks suspicious and some officers will be more on the defensive.”

#9. Don’t be an a$$hole.

2“You can tell someone is having a shitty day and maybe decide not to give the ticket. Just don’t be an asshole. You have no idea how often someone who wasn’t going to get a ticket ends up getting one based on their attitude or arguing with me.”

#8. Don’t give them crazy excuses.

3Something like, “yeah, it’s possible I was going a little over the limit, I thought i was keeping with the flow of traffic” will suffice.